Saturday, May 31, 2008

You Know You've Been Ignoring Your Blog When....

I haven't blogged in soooo long that I actually forgot my password and had to have it reset!

I think I need a vacation!

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Mommy...What's So Funny???


Owen, Owen, Owen...you are always good for a laugh...


Mommy: "Hey, Owen, what did you eat at daddy's house today?"
Owen: "I had a apple, cereal with no milk, and a bologna sandwich with no bologna, just bread and cheese and ketchup."
Mommy: (I am laughing so hard I can hardly speak) "What kind of sandwich did you have?"
Owen: "A bologna sandwich- one with only bread and cheese and ketchup. Daddy was out of bologna. "
Mommy: "Why are you calling it a bologna sandwich is there was no bologna on it?"
Owen: "Umm...I don't know. What am I supposed to call it?"
Mommy: "Well, I think you could just call it a cheese sandwich."
Owen: "Oh! I didn't know that. Mommy? Why are you laughing?"

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Picnik...My New Favorite Pastime

I heard from a friend of mine that their are some cool photo editing websites online. I decided to check them out. So far, my favorite it Picnik. I think I may have found a new obsession! I took some of the crappiest pictures of myself and made them look sooo cool!

Check out what I did:





This last picture is of Sophie, not me, but she is my twin!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

To Kill A...


Pie Bird


I took Valerie to a couple's house to look at some Burberry purses tonight. They were an older couple from England. Their house was immaculate. They had thousands of neatly organized knick-knacks. One wall had built-in shelves. The bottom shelf was covered with penguins.


At least I thought they were penguins...


As I was writing the check for Valerie's purchase, I heard a crash.


As Valerie was flinging her sweatshirt on, she knocked 2 of the "penguins" off the shelf. One managed to hit the floor and roll, but the other was not so lucky. He suffered a broken beak, and his feet fell off. Valerie was mortified...I was mortified...Josh laughed at us with his face in his hands. Valerie picked up the pieces and handed them to the man, apologizing profusely. Then the man told us about the "penguin".


It was a Pie Bird. A Pie Bird is an English tool used to let the steem out of a pie instead of cutting holes in the crust.


We apologized some more, and he assured us not to worry. When we got to the car, Josh scolded Valerie for not being more careful. Valerie said she felt bad, but since he had about 100 of them, she didn't think he'd miss that one...

Sunday, May 4, 2008

My Baby Ella Belle


In Full Swing...

The sun is shinning; the weather is warming up.

The trees have leaves; the grass is green again.



What does all this mean?



It's time to PLAY BALL!!!