Owen, Owen, Owen...you are always good for a laugh...
Mommy: "Hey, Owen, what did you eat at daddy's house today?"
Owen: "I had a apple, cereal with no milk, and a bologna sandwich with no bologna, just bread and cheese and ketchup."
Mommy: (I am laughing so hard I can hardly speak) "What kind of sandwich did you have?"
Owen: "A bologna sandwich- one with only bread and cheese and ketchup. Daddy was out of bologna. "
Mommy: "Why are you calling it a bologna sandwich is there was no bologna on it?"
Owen: "Umm...I don't know. What am I supposed to call it?"
Mommy: "Well, I think you could just call it a cheese sandwich."
Owen: "Oh! I didn't know that. Mommy? Why are you laughing?"