And I do use the term "adult" loosely. Not only can he not throw his trash away properly, he also "borrows" my camera without telling me.
Dustyn: "What are you doing?"
Me: "Importing all these pictures off the camera onto my new laptop."
Dustyn: "Oh my God! Give me the camera. NOW!"
Me: "I can't just stop what I'm doing, Dustyn."
Dustyn: "Seriously, you need to give me the camera."
Me: "Why do I need to give you the camera?"
Dustyn: "I took some pictures that I don't want you to see."
Me: "Pictures of what?"
Dustyn: "Do you really want to know?"
Me: "Umm, no. Here's the camera."