Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Wow, Payton...

Valerie and Sophie have these two adorable dogs:

Princess Payton (after Peyton Manning...Valerie's a HUGE Colts fan)

Sammy (he was named when Sophie got him...too bad my boyfriend's daughter has the same name!)

Sammy and Payton got their groove on, and had 3 adorable puppies

Brownie the puppy...Owen and Ella were so upset with me for letting Valerie sell all the puppies.

After the birth of the puppies, I decided to have Sammy neutered. Valerie did not like seeing Payton looking like a pygmy goat with her ginormous belly...and I was sick of Owen and Ella running around the house saying, "Mommy! Sammy and Payton have their butts stuck together again!" Sammy is, well, WAS a stud-muffin.

So, the puppies were born on December 23; Sammy was de-nutted in January. Now, all is safe on the puppy mill front.

But, alas, someone forgot to tell Sammy he was now a dud.

Sammy and Payton were running around the house this evening. I glanced over just as Sammy was trying to mount poor innocent Payton. I yelled at Sammy,

"Dude! What the hell are you thinking? You can't do that; you have no nuts!"

Sammy hung his head in shame as he dismounted Payton. He just stood there, embarrassed. And what does Payton do?

She stuck her head between his back legs! She was checking to see if his nuts were actually gone!

Seriously...Payton is a tramp!!!


  1. That is so funny. I think they still do it even though they do not have their stuff anymore. Have a great day.

  2. OMG!

    That is hysterical! We have a cat that's been nutless for 10 years and still tries to hump everyone in sight. Except me. He knows better.

  3. That is hilarious! I live in what used to be rural SC and when we were little, that was the first way we learned about sex. When you're around alot of animals, you cant help but figure out why 'their butts are stuck together'.

  4. "...have their butts stuck together again!"

    LOL! Thanks for the giggle. I SO needed it!

  5. Poor Little Payton. Those puppies? CUTEST things every!!!!

  6. I read through this post and my first thought was honestly, only in Shelli's house would the ball-less dog try to get some lovin' and then totally be shot down.

    Thanks for a good laugh on Sunday morning.