Princess Payton (after Peyton Manning...Valerie's a HUGE Colts fan)
Sammy and Payton got their groove on, and had 3 adorable puppies
Brownie the puppy...Owen and Ella were so upset with me for letting Valerie sell all the puppies.
After the birth of the puppies, I decided to have Sammy neutered. Valerie did not like seeing Payton looking like a pygmy goat with her ginormous belly...and I was sick of Owen and Ella running around the house saying, "Mommy! Sammy and Payton have their butts stuck together again!" Sammy is, well, WAS a stud-muffin.
So, the puppies were born on December 23; Sammy was de-nutted in January. Now, all is safe on the puppy mill front.
But, alas, someone forgot to tell Sammy he was now a dud.
Sammy and Payton were running around the house this evening. I glanced over just as Sammy was trying to mount poor innocent Payton. I yelled at Sammy,
"Dude! What the hell are you thinking? You can't do that; you have no nuts!"
Sammy hung his head in shame as he dismounted Payton. He just stood there, embarrassed. And what does Payton do?
She stuck her head between his back legs! She was checking to see if his nuts were actually gone!
Seriously...Payton is a tramp!!!